Best Breaking Bad Finale Tweets

Breaking Bad, the best show on television, has sadly come to an end. Here are some of the best Tweets, Facebook comments, and memes about the Breaking Bad series finale. (Spoiler alerts obviously).

• @deantrippe Not sure I should've let my son stay up for the Breaking Bad finale. He's loved the show so much, but he has kindergarten in the morning.
• @BadAstronomer I’m thinking about finally watching Breaking Bad. Is tonight a good night to start? Did I miss much?
• Friend 1: SPOILER ALERT: Walt turns himself in and has to do 100 hours of community service with the DARE program. So lame. 
• Friend 2 Reply: Even that ending would have been better than the dexter finale
• "Watching Breaking Bad finale is like saying goodbye to an old friend. A meth dealing, murdering, psycho old friend, but old friend anyway."
• Breaking Bad spoiler: TOO MANY COMMERCIALS
• I found someone who wasn't totally satisfied with the Breaking Bad finale. pic.twitter.com/HUMmP456gV
• @MrAlanSpencer “Breaking Bad” was basically about what happens if you underpay your teachers and don’t allow healthcare reform. #BreakingObama
• Granted that was the first Breaking Bad episode I've ever seen but I didn't think it was that funny
• I would start smoking crystal meth for another season of Breaking Bad
• The biggest thing left unanswered on Breaking Bad is why Jimmy Kimmel on Talking Bad
• Breaking Bad Spoiler: If you're not caught up on Breaking Bad it's your own fault if someone spoils it for you
• Skylar gets lung cancer from so much smoking, starts cooking meth. Breaking Bad 2: Skysenberg
• ‏@bobpowers1 We didn't see a doctor check Walt's pulse, look at someone in the room and shake his head no. GREAT, ANOTHER AMBIGUOUS ENDING.
• ‏I can't believe Breaking Bad ends with a big choreographed dance number featuring the whole cast I did not see that coming.
• The finale of #BreakingBad did what #DexterFinale couldn't do, ie. have an ending that wasn't absolutely retarded involving loggers.
• Walt didn't leave any money to Holly because she'd just put it in her mouth. She's a baby
• It was all a cautionary tale about artificial sweeteners

My First Android Applications

I’ve recently completed and published my first Android applications! I’ve now made my own videos, blogs, websites, published books, and now created an app (what haven’t I done?). In reality though, these apps aren’t very complicated and it will be very interesting to see how well they are received and used. I wrote a short post on my CAD blog about Android Application Programming Basics.

My first app, which I programmed myself (and with lots of assistance from my brother), is essentially an index of roller coaster information including all of the interviews I’ve conducted over the years. Check it out for free here.

For fans of my Apartment Search Spreadsheet, my other new app is called Apartment Comparison. This app transforms my highly downloaded apartment search spreadsheet into an easy to use mobile app. I outsourced the main coding to a programmer in Singapore through oDesk.com and I got a logo and icons made from a designer using fiverr.com. I made some final tweaks to the code myself. Download Apartment Comparison from the Google Play store today.

I hope these apps are helpful and I would like to make back the $25 developer fee with the banner ads. As always, I welcome any and all feedback.

Best PuppyBowl Tweets

Below are the best Puppybowl Tweets I saw today. I'm probably not going to be able to do one of these for the Superbowl so I thought I would do it for the other big "game" today.

• ‏@zachbraffWhat's this other game happening the same day as the #PuppyBowl?
• @hashtagtrey The Chinese version of the Puppy Bowl pic.twitter.com/L2owHU4t
• @fivehundy I will force my dogs to watch Puppy Bowl while shaming them for not being better athletes when they were puppies.
• @duckfallasfans Everyone loves the puppy bowl now but crucified Vick when he was training for it, hypocrites 
• @lmerwinSo. Best part of #PuppyBowl? Turtleman and the crew from #FindingBigfoot! 
• @Austisum Just got word that the Oakland Raider scout team was at the Puppy Bowl looking for cornerbacks. 
• @Tommy_Pickles69 #PuppyBowl u ever see the same puppy from the previous year? no! cuz they all get injured and "too old" this sport chews u up & spits u out 
• @skirtsnhose After 2 minutes of Puppy Bowl IX, my wife said, "this is ridiculous." She went back to watching "My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding" 
• @nickmoscato Guys, I heard one of these puppies stabbed another puppy after the Puppy Bowl a few years ago. 
• @nicknewt Ok, the puppy bowl won me over with the hedgehog cheerleaders and hamster blimp crew. 
• @LeanneBell1 two puppies from this year's puppy bowl admit to doping on Beggin' Strips. So sad.
• @AaronHaber Most people don't know this but the losing team in Puppybowl are put down. #puppybowl 
• @WriterAndrew Watching the Puppy Bowl made me realize that Animal Planet's brand is basically "cute YouTube videos, but on cable." 

The Chinese version of a puppy bowl

I hope you enjoyed reading some of these best Puppybowl Tweets.

Best Manti Teo Fake Girlfriend Tweets

Apparently, Notre Dame linebacker and Heisman trophy finalist has never seen an episode of MTV's Catfish, a show about online dating and how people create fake profiles. All the details have not been sorted on as of this posting so we don't have a really good picture of what exactly when on. What we do know, is that there are very hundreds of creative, funny, and insensitive people out there. Here are some of the best Manti Teo fake girlfriends Tweets:

• @Faux_TimTebow: Rex Ryan is in talks with Manti Te'o's girlfriend to become the Jets next QB.
• @NtwProductions: Teo got catfished! #mtv
• @EmilyNoonan:AJ McCarron's girlfriend will be featured in an SI Swimsuit issue. Manti Te'o's girlfriend will be featured on Myth Busters 
• @FauxJohnMaddenINSIDE THE NUMBERS: Manti Te'o's girlfriend won as many playoff games this season as Peyton Manning.  
• @QuesoS7: BREAKING: Manti Te'o's girlfriend was actually Chris Hansen the whole time. 
  
• @dsternsfI thought they taught the perils of premarital text at Notre Dame. Poor Manti Te'o 
• @FayaveliThe tooth fairy, my girlfriend and Manti Te'o's girlfriend all hangout on weekends.  
• @rmarmstrong88: If you think it's impressive that AJ McCarron's girlfriend was Miss Alabama 2012, Manti Te'o's girlfriend was Miss Narnia 2009, 2010 & 2011.  
• @PimpBillClinton: Good news. The Ghost Hunter guys found Manti Te'o's girlfriend." 
• @BScalabrine24: BREAKING: @ESPN to interview Manti Te'o's girlfriend:

BREAKING: ESPN to interview Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

There's also a great hashtag that's been created which has some great Tweets all on its own:

• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF WNBA fans  
• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF Penn State football from 1998-2011 
•  #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF Finding Bigfoot
• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF The replacement refs career in the NFL.
• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF Lebron James being straight. You can't tell me him and Wade don't have something going on... 
• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF American values.

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Best Homeland Season 2 Finale Tweets

Just had my mind blown by the Homeland Season2 Finale. The first half of the episode was soooo boring, especially after watching an intense Dexter finale, and then it exploded. Literally. Followed by an explosion of Tweets, of course. Here are some of my favorite tweets about the Homeland Season 2 finale.

• Zach Alexander ‏@gobuckmusic: half the time i watch homeland im screaming at carrie to stop being an idiot the other half im just crossing my fingers to see jess naked 
• Abby Gardner ‏@abbygardner: So this is turning into The Hills episode where Lauren chooses Jason over Paris? Lame. #homeland  
• Joe Schmitt ‏@joeschmitt: SPOILER ALERT: Carrie and Brody pickup groceries, go back to cabin, die of boredom.  
• KFC ‏@KFCBarstool: Only way I'll be satisfied with the #Homeland finale is if Brody straps a bomb to his chest and blows up Dana  
• Kyle Scott ‏@CrossingBroad: Homeland just turned the last four episodes of lemons into sweet, sweet lemonade. 
• a bitch :) ‏@NikyMS722: There's a lot of things u can say about #homeland but that it's predictable is certainly not among them  
• Philip DeFranco ‏@PhillyD: So that's why the first 30 minutes of Homeland were boring... Great finales tonight.  
• lara cohen ‏@Larakate: How many reviewers will be using "this is the smartest and the dumbest show" we've ever seen. #homeland  
• Dane Mamula ‏@danemamula: Homeland is over. And with that touchdown, so is my fantasy football season. #crappysunday  
• And the award for WTF Tweet goes to: Matt Miller ‏@Realmattmills
  "YO this hoe Carrie is straight crazier than a fish with titties #homeland"

So who moved Brody's car? Or was he just playing Carrie again? Theories? Discuss with me on Twitter @NTWProductions

California Coast Video Montage

I finally got around to finishing up my short montage video from our July vacation to the San Francisco Bay area. The footage starts off with some shots of us passing under the Golden State Bridge while heading twenty four miles out into the ocean to look for blue whales (we spotted two but didn’t get any pictures). The rest is mostly shore shots from Point Reyes National Seashore, including some endangered elephant seals fighting. And that is the theme song of the Uncharted video game series if you were wondering.

Rob Ryan versus Willy Wonka

While watching Monday Night Football we noticed a startling similarity between the Dallas Cowboys' defensive coordinator Rob Ryan (brother of Jets head coach Rex Ryan) and one of my favorite childhood films. It's the hair.

Best Brandon Weeden Tweets

I just witnessed the Browns eight opening day loss in a row and am not very happy about it because they actually had a chance to win. The defense played well and picked off Mike Vick three times (and returned one for the Browns only TD). I don't want to pick on Brandon Weeden too much because he has no receivers who can catch or an offense line to block but these were just too good not to post. Creativity at its best.

• MrHurriicane ‏@mrhurriicane Wow Brandon Weeden's stat line looks like JaMarcus Russell throwing with his left hand. 
• SportsNation ‏@SportsNation "Is Brandon Weeden available in my fantasy league?" #ThingsNobodyWouldSay
• Awful Announcing ‏@awfulannouncing Tim Couch is appalled at Brandon Weeden's play today.  
• Michael Tanier ‏@MikeTanier Brandon Weeden to wait five years, try hockey.  
• John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger Confusing here, but I believe Cleveland is challenging its decision to draft Brandon Weeden 
• Patrick Daugherty ‏@RotoPat Brandon Weeden's QB rating is lower than Robert Griffin III's Y/A.  
• _Believeland ‏@_Believeland Brandon Weeden finished with a QB Rating of 5.1 worst by NFL QB w/ at least 20 attempts since JGarcia in 2004, also w/ #Browns #HappyInCLE
• P.F. Wilson ‏@PF66 Brandon Weeden had a QB rating 5 points higher than mine and I didn't even play
• Bradley Goldberg ‏@B_Gumbo30 Was that Joe Bauserman or Brandon Weeden playing QB for the Browns today?
• Lil Bill ‏@2ndBranch
  Right after the commentator talked about Brandon Weeden being good in the hurry up offense he throws a pick #LOL #jinx 
• Rob Fee ‏@robfee Brandon Weeden has the most useless arm since the last thirty minutes of 127 Hours.
  
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Best Bobby Petrino Tweets

I think this Bobby Petrino crash turned affair story is just too ridiculousness and perfectly fitting that it happened to an SEC team. And the story just keeps getting better and better and the Tweets and comments keep getting cruder and cruder. 


Quick run down: coach crashes motorcycle, lies to superiors about it, police report with true facts come out revealing 25 year old female also on bike, female turns out to have been hired by coach a week earlier (100k gig, wonder what the interview was like?), female discovered to be engaged to another coach. Coach Petrino admits to having a "previous affair" previous as in right up to the crash. Coach placed on leave, now police officer in question due to relationship to football team. 


Here are some of the best tweets about this crazy story:

• Bobby Petrino cheats on his wife, gets suspended. Rick Pitino cheats on his wife, gets a raise. Shoulda stayed in Louisville, Bobby.
• Razorbacks suspend Bobby Petrino after finding out he had a piglet on board his hog.
• People in Arkansas seem shocked as they watch the Bobby Petrinoscandal unfold on TV. I'm shocked too - that people in Arkansas have TVs.
• More is being learned about the 25 year old with Bobby Petrino. She could have gone 1st class, but for some reason preferred to ride Coach.
• Petrino can't play defense but he can definitely score!!
• So I take it Patrino hired her for her experience and intelligence. Did anyone else 'interview' for the job?
• She's a volleyball player - must have taken her knee pads to the interview.
• "The wife will get half his stuff, so I think she should coach half the games."
• My family? My dick? My employer? My dick? Aw, who am I kidding here? I'm gonna go with my dick on this one.
• I just can't believe petrino would lie or cover something up. This is unprecedented.
• viagra warns against operating motor vehicles under the its influence
• What I learned from Tiger Woods and Bobby Petrino: if you cheat on your wife, don't have a vehicular accident
• So was it the wreck or his wife that made him look like that?
• If Petrino is fired, hope Arkansas' AD leaves the explanation in a note on a locker room chair        @Brian McIntyre
• I'm suprised, they being from Arkansas, that the two weren't related. She must not be good enough for her own family!
• Pitino...Paterno...and now Petrino... coaches involved in scandals. Any coincidence?
• Arkansas has a football team?

Best April Fools Tweets

Looking for some of the best April Fools jokes and pranks? People have been sharing them all day on Twitter. Here are a few funny April Fools days tweets that caught my eye (some are dumb and others are way over the top):

• I texted my ex earlier saying I wanted him back. Than when he responded I was like April Fools 
• Always thought this was a good day to surprisingly profess your love for someone. If it fails, pass it off as an April Fools joke.
• Hit up the person who always texts you...tell them you want them to come over right now/ they ask for an address/ 123 April fools lane.
• April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a joke.
• ho needs april fools day when your entire life is a joke
• I think the Mets really have a bright season ahead of them....AprilFools!
• The cops are cracking up over my April Fools' murders. The jokes on them though, I killed those hobos last week!
• My excuse for all the homework I didn't do - "oh I thought it was anApril Fools Joke"
• What if April Fools day doesn't exist and its been the longest prank in History?
• 24 years ago I was the worse April Fools joke to my mother. Gotcha bc the joke never ends
• My friend from high school killed himself in prison this week. AprilFools lol it happened back in August!!!
• Lmfao my moms friend was in labor today but no one went cuz itsApril fools and everyone didn't take her serious. How sad Still funny tho 
• Your fish died last night. APRIL FOOLS! But seriously your fish died.
• I played an April Fools joke on my insides today. Ice Cream for dinner and Pizza for dessert.
• April fools day is for fools and tools without the proper cool

BTW, I love how one of the hash tags on Twitter is "#yourdumb". Really?

Weekend Trip to Tennessee Videos

The wife and I took a long weekend trip down to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee this past weekend. The main purpose of going (besides having a much needed vacation) was to check out Wild Eagle, the new first of its kind in America roller coaster opening at Dollywood, do some hiking in the Great Smoky Mountain National Park, and to stay in one of Dollywood Vacation cabins. We were able to do all of the above despite the rain that fell most of the time and I even compiled a short video of each activity, embedded below:

Dollywood Vacation "Ladybug" Cabin Tour

Waterscapes of the Great Smoky Mountain National Park

Video of Wild Eagle "wing" coaster at Dollywood

Best March Madness Tweets (3/15/2012)

I haven't done one of these in awhile so this is long overdue! It's time for the best March Madness tweets! The NCAA men's basketball tournament is one of the best time's of the year. Social media and tweeter have only enhanced the event by connecting us to other fans and viewers from around the world. Here are some of the best, most creative, and funny tweets and comments about March Madness on Twitter. You'll notice some popular topics and themes including: productivity in America, VCU, Baylor's uniforms, candidates for the presidency, states that aren't states, and, yes, the Kardashians:

• Interesting strategy by Baylor to dress as Teletubbies for#marchmadness 
• If the #Baylor men don't win their #NCAA game tonight they can help elementary school kids cross the street in the morning 
• TNT's decision to put NBA analysts on makes local radio broadcasts even more valuable. They actually know the teams. #marchmadness 
• No detail left undiscovered. Shaka Smart wore very same tie in first round game last year. 
• VCU head coach Shaka Smart is like the groundhog; we see him once a year, he makes national news, then forget about him for 11 months. 
• My #Illini source says Shaka Smart is "Option #1, 2, 3, 4 and 5," whatever that may mean. 
• #Baylor wants to be like Oregon so bad they are practically quacking on the court... #marchmadness 
• Sorry America is closed today. I'm watching #MarchMadness (from Barack Obama)
• Mitt Romney: "There's a state in America called Murray? The Jews really ARE taking over." #MarchMadness 
• Evidently Mitt Romney tried to fill out an NCAA bracket but he couldn't finish it. He kept flip flopping between every choice. 
• The Kardashian family will be scouting the NCAA Tournament for future black men to steal from. 
• Ya Murray State. Always believed in ya. I have no idea who plays for you, who is murray, and what state you're in. #marchmadness 
• Hear that sound? That was America's productivity completing nose-diving for the next 24+ work hours... #marchmadness 

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