Best Tweets: Kim Jon II is Dead

Warning: Twitter is about to blow up with the news of longtime North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's death, according to South Korea's Yonhap news agency. I'm not saying or not saying that anyone should celebrate another human's death, but here are some of the best tweets I've read thus far (and there are a few facts mixed in with the jokes so you might actually learn somethinh [how many Americans were like "whose Jim Long Jo?"]):

• Can someone go tell the people on Facebook Kim Jong-Il died?
• Dang. There are going to be so many zombie Kim Jong Il costumes next Halloween.
• RT @IronyNOW: So, if I'm following Twitter correctly, Daniel Bryan defeated Kim Jong Il to become World Heavyweight Champion?
• Kim Jong is dead. I knew he was Il.
• The power of Tebow. RT @bruce_arthur: Bad year for monsters: Osama, Gaddafi, Kim Jong-Il. So, not a bad year.
• R.I.P. to the greatest golfer the world has ever known, Kim Jong-IL, who, in his first time playing golf, had 11 holes-in-one.
• Kim Jong-il is dead. I'd make jokes, if not for the fact that he had an insane, evil son who's gonna be in charge now.
• Asian markets reacting negatively to news that Kim Jong Il died. Long-term opportunity but near-term instability.
• With all due respect to Team America, today wd be a good time to remember: Kim Jong Il was not a joke to the people of N Korea
• Breaking News: It has been confirmed that Kim Jong-il's last words were MATT DAMON
• I'll immediately forget where I was when I found out Kim Jong-Il died
• I can't wait to see South Park's new episode of where Saddam, bin Laden, and Satan welcome Kim Jong-il. You know it's going to happen.
• So I guess Kim Jong-Il was just holding out to see one more Colts win.
• 2011 is a bad year to be a dictator. Another one bites the dust as North Korean leader Kim Jong-il is pronounced dead.
• Kim Jong Il dies. People in the streets of North Korea heard yelling "We want Gruden! We want Gruden!"
• I'd like to point out that if we're now hearing that Kim Jong-Il is dead, it means he's probably been dead for close to a year.
• Rick Perry & Michele Bachmann SCRAMBLING to find out who Kim Jong Il was.
• Kim Jong Il got so mad about the Packers losing to the Chiefs that he died.
• Kim Jong Il's last words: "I never would have vetoed that Chris Paul trade"
• North Korean state TV now reporting that Kim Jong Il actually invented the heart attack
• Kim Jong-il travelled by train because he was terrified of flying. He died on Dec. 17 while riding a train.
• The UN needs to remember to throw all of Kim Jong Il's jewelry into a volcano.

And here's mine: How long before a Kim Jong II in Hell Twitter account is opened? Follow me on Twitter for more updates. Add your best Kim Jong II tweets and jokes below!

Best Bin Laden is Dead Tweets

Best "Osama is Dead!" Tweets

I'm watching the news live that Osama Bin Ladin has been reported dead. Twitter and Facebook are blowing up. Here are the best Tweets and status updates I've read, as I read them (updated in real time). Oh, by the way, there is already a @OsamaInHell Twitter account.

• I bet Osama Bin Laden really regrets signing up for Sony PlayStation network now.
• Mel Kiper has taken Osama Bin Laden off his big board due to off-the-field concerns.
• Osama Bin Laden is probably regretting that last four square check-in!!
• I always thought osama bin laden was three different people....
• Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.
• White House can confirm Joe Biden was injured in an "extreme high fiving accident."
• Obama just realized he can't address the nation in his jammies.
• There must be a lot of buzz in Hell about the new guy, tonight.
• my feed is updating so fast over Bin Laden's death. Even Twilight premiere tweets don't make my feed go this fast.
• I think we've just discovered the stoyrline for the next Call of Duty video game.
• Osama dethroned as the world hide-and-seek champion (2001-2011).
• I guess he shouldn't have came out of hiding to watch the royal wedding.
• Breaking News: Osama location found from Craiglist ad: "my name is osama and i am looking for abbottabad girl if any one interested the contact me."
• Osama's ass was hidin in the damn Burbs! #figures. out back having a bbq and caught one between the eyes, #thebreaks
• Even @Jesus is tweeting tonight: Sorry, you're at the wrong gate, Osama.
• Way to go @cnn! On the "UBL is Dead" page, you have an ad for airfares with a plane on it. #FAIL
• Man, @50cent been shot 9 times and he ain't dead, Osama should be ashamed of himself.
• They'll still grope us at the airport. Thanks, Osama. Dead or alive, we're stuck with this.
• Osama Bin Laden is dead. It's about time! That guy is the reason why I can't bring freaking nail clippers on an airplane with me.
  
• #Osama's funeral will be shot with his personal visually stunning analog video recording device #VHS
• Obama gave the order to kill bin Laden during the royal wedding & then cracked jokes at the WHCD. Straight out the Godfather!
• What's that sound? Oh it's Hitler shuffling to get his spare bedroom ready.
  
• Really, truly moved listening to the crowd outside the White House singing the national anthem. (Now they're singing na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey, hey, goodbye).
  

And the award for the WTF comment goes to: "Think i'ma get a Bin Laden tat ... maybe his face on a dollar bill. Yea that would be ill"

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