Best Breaking Bad Finale Tweets

Breaking Bad, the best show on television, has sadly come to an end. Here are some of the best Tweets, Facebook comments, and memes about the Breaking Bad series finale. (Spoiler alerts obviously).

• @deantrippe Not sure I should've let my son stay up for the Breaking Bad finale. He's loved the show so much, but he has kindergarten in the morning.
• @BadAstronomer I’m thinking about finally watching Breaking Bad. Is tonight a good night to start? Did I miss much?
• Friend 1: SPOILER ALERT: Walt turns himself in and has to do 100 hours of community service with the DARE program. So lame. 
• Friend 2 Reply: Even that ending would have been better than the dexter finale
• "Watching Breaking Bad finale is like saying goodbye to an old friend. A meth dealing, murdering, psycho old friend, but old friend anyway."
• Breaking Bad spoiler: TOO MANY COMMERCIALS
• I found someone who wasn't totally satisfied with the Breaking Bad finale. pic.twitter.com/HUMmP456gV
• @MrAlanSpencer “Breaking Bad” was basically about what happens if you underpay your teachers and don’t allow healthcare reform. #BreakingObama
• Granted that was the first Breaking Bad episode I've ever seen but I didn't think it was that funny
• I would start smoking crystal meth for another season of Breaking Bad
• The biggest thing left unanswered on Breaking Bad is why Jimmy Kimmel on Talking Bad
• Breaking Bad Spoiler: If you're not caught up on Breaking Bad it's your own fault if someone spoils it for you
• Skylar gets lung cancer from so much smoking, starts cooking meth. Breaking Bad 2: Skysenberg
• ‏@bobpowers1 We didn't see a doctor check Walt's pulse, look at someone in the room and shake his head no. GREAT, ANOTHER AMBIGUOUS ENDING.
• ‏I can't believe Breaking Bad ends with a big choreographed dance number featuring the whole cast I did not see that coming.
• The finale of #BreakingBad did what #DexterFinale couldn't do, ie. have an ending that wasn't absolutely retarded involving loggers.
• Walt didn't leave any money to Holly because she'd just put it in her mouth. She's a baby
• It was all a cautionary tale about artificial sweeteners

Best Cleveland Browns Tweets

In a shocking move (well kind-of but not really) the Cleveland Browns traded away their best player, 3rd round pick Trent Richardson, to the Colts, signaling they are already giving up on this season after an 0-2. Fans took to Twitter to vent their frustrations with the #factoryofsadness and below are my favorite funny Tweets about the Browns.

• @ESPN_Colin: The Browns offense, and this was inconceivable a day ago, just got less interesting.
• @_Happy_Gilmore: Cleveland Browns fall for the old "Trade us your best player and we'll give you the winning Powerball numbers" trick.
• @Kris10Guy: Being a Browns fan is like sticking your hand in a blender & hoping for the best when you already know the outcome
• @ShooterMcGavin: BREAKING: The remainder of Cleveland Browns games will be aired on Comedy Central
• @SportsNation: "HEY! We're still better than the Jaguars, you guys" - Browns management
• @TheFakeESPN: Willis McGahee hears Browns interested, calls Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad to see if he knows a guy that can help him disappear.
• @dmansworld474: Your move, Jacksonville. #browns #jags
• @HubbuchNYP: Great news, Browns fans! You’re going to have a lot of high picks in a deep draft. Horrible news, Browns fans! Mike Lombardi is picking.
• @TBone971: Guys who are still Browns: Oneil Cousins, Buster Skrine, Greg Little. Guys who aren't #Browns : Trent Richardson.
• @TheFakeESPN: Browns trade Trent Richardson to Colts, marking the biggest release from captivity in Cleveland since Amanda Berry.
• ‏@FunSkipBayless BREAKING: Trent Richardson just broke his own 40yrd dash record and all of Usain Bolt's world records, when he ran out of Browns facilities.
• @datageneral: The @Browns had to trade Trent Richardson because he didn't fit into their system of being terrible at football.
  @HJonesin: The browns just traded Joe Haden for a plate of nachos and a 2007 #witness tee shirt
  

  @Cole4X_mas21 Cleveland browns even clearing cap room to get Lebron in 2014!

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It's a boy!

My wife created some clever pictures to announce our baby on Facebook.

Best Manti Teo Fake Girlfriend Tweets

Apparently, Notre Dame linebacker and Heisman trophy finalist has never seen an episode of MTV's Catfish, a show about online dating and how people create fake profiles. All the details have not been sorted on as of this posting so we don't have a really good picture of what exactly when on. What we do know, is that there are very hundreds of creative, funny, and insensitive people out there. Here are some of the best Manti Teo fake girlfriends Tweets:

• @Faux_TimTebow: Rex Ryan is in talks with Manti Te'o's girlfriend to become the Jets next QB.
• @NtwProductions: Teo got catfished! #mtv
• @EmilyNoonan:AJ McCarron's girlfriend will be featured in an SI Swimsuit issue. Manti Te'o's girlfriend will be featured on Myth Busters 
• @FauxJohnMaddenINSIDE THE NUMBERS: Manti Te'o's girlfriend won as many playoff games this season as Peyton Manning.  
• @QuesoS7: BREAKING: Manti Te'o's girlfriend was actually Chris Hansen the whole time. 
  
• @dsternsfI thought they taught the perils of premarital text at Notre Dame. Poor Manti Te'o 
• @FayaveliThe tooth fairy, my girlfriend and Manti Te'o's girlfriend all hangout on weekends.  
• @rmarmstrong88: If you think it's impressive that AJ McCarron's girlfriend was Miss Alabama 2012, Manti Te'o's girlfriend was Miss Narnia 2009, 2010 & 2011.  
• @PimpBillClinton: Good news. The Ghost Hunter guys found Manti Te'o's girlfriend." 
• @BScalabrine24: BREAKING: @ESPN to interview Manti Te'o's girlfriend:

BREAKING: ESPN to interview Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

There's also a great hashtag that's been created which has some great Tweets all on its own:

• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF WNBA fans  
• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF Penn State football from 1998-2011 
•  #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF Finding Bigfoot
• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF The replacement refs career in the NFL.
• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF Lebron James being straight. You can't tell me him and Wade don't have something going on... 
• #OtherImaginaryThingsBesidesTeosGF American values.

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Rob Ryan versus Willy Wonka

While watching Monday Night Football we noticed a startling similarity between the Dallas Cowboys' defensive coordinator Rob Ryan (brother of Jets head coach Rex Ryan) and one of my favorite childhood films. It's the hair.

Best College Football Tweets: Week 1

I decided to bring back my popular Best Tweets posts. College football is finally back and with it some hilarious tweets. Here are some of my favorite funny tweets from the first week of NCAA college football. I'm a Big Ten guy and Buckeye fan so many of these will center around those teams. Check back often for updates.

• Michael ‏@ClevelandWeevil - At least Denard Robinson can sleep easy knowing that he'll always have a place as backup QB for the Cleveland Browns. 
• RIDEAUX ‏@TigeeDwayne - Denard Robinson makes Tebow look like Dan Marino wow he can't throw at all 
• Bryan Passink ‏@BryanPassink - If this keeps up people may start to say the Big 10 is not as good as the SEC  
• Matt Gallagher ‏@MattGallagher83 - For the record, I haven't taken the Big 10 seriously since they stopped having 10 teams in the conference.  
• Jeremy Guthrie ‏@TheRealJGuts - Good luck to Penn State today, looking to snap 111-game losing streak.  
• Guy Endore-Kaiser ‏@GuyEndoreKaiser - Penn State lost their season opener today. It was hard to watch, so most of their fans just looked the other way.  
• Ken Mather ‏@KenMather_MAC - Ohio's win over Penn State give the MAC a win over Big Ten opponents in six straight years-longest streak in MAC history. #MACFootball
• Keith Pompey ‏@pompeysgridlock - When was the last time Temple won on the same weekend Pitt and Penn State both loss?  
• Robert Campbell ‏@Grasshopper_420 - Don't fret my Pitt & Penn State tweeps: the Steelers WILL win next weekend and everyone will be a happy family again! 
• Rusty Miller ‏@rustymillerap - This game is longer than a Kardashian marriage. #RedHawks #Buckeyes
• Nick Weisenberger ‏@NtwProductions - Nick Saban is the worst dressed coach in college football. The 1990s called and they want their pleated pants back.  
   
   

Don’t Put Me In Coach Book Review

I just finished “Don’t Put Me In, Coach: My Incredible NCAA Journey from the end of the bench to the end of the bench” by Ohio State walk on Mark Titus. Mark was a bench warmer on the Ohio State basketball team from 2006 to 2010. His Club Trillion blog launched him into the media spotlight and his career took off from there. The book is a funny journey into the locker room of the Buckeye basketball team. You will learn things you never knew about some of the most famous Ohio State basketball players of all time. I’ll never look at college basketball coach Thad Matta the same way ever again (the part where Mark describes the first time he met Thad is unforgettable). Get the inside scoop on the personality of players like Greg Oden and Evan “the Villain” Turner. Find out what really goes on in practice and overnight away game trips. 


The book, while a fun and easy read, is far from perfect. The beginning was laugh out loud funny and quite refreshing. However, the same style of humor and very similar jokes throughout make it increasingly not as funny the further you read into it. Also, a majority of the jokes are bathroom style humor, so if that’s not your thing then I recommend not reading. It’s very hard to tell what is true and what was fabricated for entertainment purposes. You find out how to earn a trillion in basketball stats but I found that segment of the book rather uninspiring (but maybe you other walk ons and benchwarmers will find it inspirational).


Regardless, if you’re a fan of OSU basketball I highly recommend you read  “Don’t Put me in, Coach.” The insight into how past Buckeye team’s chemistry was is something all hardcore fans crave and on that front Mark delivers in delicious doses.


Embedded below is a video Mark “The shark” (yes, that is the nickname he gave himself) Titus created and uploaded to YouTube. As he likes to say, he is “making it rain.” If you do decide to read you should watch Mark’s YouTube videos because he does refer to them in the book.

So What Are They Eating

I recently wrote a guest post over at But What Are they Eating - a really cool blog idea about ebooks where authors, instead of simply recapping or giving a description about their book, actually details some of the food that is eaten by the characters. This was a great fit for my short story because of all the unique morsels which are consumed throughout the adventure in China. Check out the post here.

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Best Bobby Petrino Tweets

I think this Bobby Petrino crash turned affair story is just too ridiculousness and perfectly fitting that it happened to an SEC team. And the story just keeps getting better and better and the Tweets and comments keep getting cruder and cruder. 


Quick run down: coach crashes motorcycle, lies to superiors about it, police report with true facts come out revealing 25 year old female also on bike, female turns out to have been hired by coach a week earlier (100k gig, wonder what the interview was like?), female discovered to be engaged to another coach. Coach Petrino admits to having a "previous affair" previous as in right up to the crash. Coach placed on leave, now police officer in question due to relationship to football team. 


Here are some of the best tweets about this crazy story:

• Bobby Petrino cheats on his wife, gets suspended. Rick Pitino cheats on his wife, gets a raise. Shoulda stayed in Louisville, Bobby.
• Razorbacks suspend Bobby Petrino after finding out he had a piglet on board his hog.
• People in Arkansas seem shocked as they watch the Bobby Petrinoscandal unfold on TV. I'm shocked too - that people in Arkansas have TVs.
• More is being learned about the 25 year old with Bobby Petrino. She could have gone 1st class, but for some reason preferred to ride Coach.
• Petrino can't play defense but he can definitely score!!
• So I take it Patrino hired her for her experience and intelligence. Did anyone else 'interview' for the job?
• She's a volleyball player - must have taken her knee pads to the interview.
• "The wife will get half his stuff, so I think she should coach half the games."
• My family? My dick? My employer? My dick? Aw, who am I kidding here? I'm gonna go with my dick on this one.
• I just can't believe petrino would lie or cover something up. This is unprecedented.
• viagra warns against operating motor vehicles under the its influence
• What I learned from Tiger Woods and Bobby Petrino: if you cheat on your wife, don't have a vehicular accident
• So was it the wreck or his wife that made him look like that?
• If Petrino is fired, hope Arkansas' AD leaves the explanation in a note on a locker room chair        @Brian McIntyre
• I'm suprised, they being from Arkansas, that the two weren't related. She must not be good enough for her own family!
• Pitino...Paterno...and now Petrino... coaches involved in scandals. Any coincidence?
• Arkansas has a football team?

Best April Fools Tweets

Looking for some of the best April Fools jokes and pranks? People have been sharing them all day on Twitter. Here are a few funny April Fools days tweets that caught my eye (some are dumb and others are way over the top):

• I texted my ex earlier saying I wanted him back. Than when he responded I was like April Fools 
• Always thought this was a good day to surprisingly profess your love for someone. If it fails, pass it off as an April Fools joke.
• Hit up the person who always texts you...tell them you want them to come over right now/ they ask for an address/ 123 April fools lane.
• April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a joke.
• ho needs april fools day when your entire life is a joke
• I think the Mets really have a bright season ahead of them....AprilFools!
• The cops are cracking up over my April Fools' murders. The jokes on them though, I killed those hobos last week!
• My excuse for all the homework I didn't do - "oh I thought it was anApril Fools Joke"
• What if April Fools day doesn't exist and its been the longest prank in History?
• 24 years ago I was the worse April Fools joke to my mother. Gotcha bc the joke never ends
• My friend from high school killed himself in prison this week. AprilFools lol it happened back in August!!!
• Lmfao my moms friend was in labor today but no one went cuz itsApril fools and everyone didn't take her serious. How sad Still funny tho 
• Your fish died last night. APRIL FOOLS! But seriously your fish died.
• I played an April Fools joke on my insides today. Ice Cream for dinner and Pizza for dessert.
• April fools day is for fools and tools without the proper cool

BTW, I love how one of the hash tags on Twitter is "#yourdumb". Really?

Best March Madness Tweets (3/15/2012)

I haven't done one of these in awhile so this is long overdue! It's time for the best March Madness tweets! The NCAA men's basketball tournament is one of the best time's of the year. Social media and tweeter have only enhanced the event by connecting us to other fans and viewers from around the world. Here are some of the best, most creative, and funny tweets and comments about March Madness on Twitter. You'll notice some popular topics and themes including: productivity in America, VCU, Baylor's uniforms, candidates for the presidency, states that aren't states, and, yes, the Kardashians:

• Interesting strategy by Baylor to dress as Teletubbies for#marchmadness 
• If the #Baylor men don't win their #NCAA game tonight they can help elementary school kids cross the street in the morning 
• TNT's decision to put NBA analysts on makes local radio broadcasts even more valuable. They actually know the teams. #marchmadness 
• No detail left undiscovered. Shaka Smart wore very same tie in first round game last year. 
• VCU head coach Shaka Smart is like the groundhog; we see him once a year, he makes national news, then forget about him for 11 months. 
• My #Illini source says Shaka Smart is "Option #1, 2, 3, 4 and 5," whatever that may mean. 
• #Baylor wants to be like Oregon so bad they are practically quacking on the court... #marchmadness 
• Sorry America is closed today. I'm watching #MarchMadness (from Barack Obama)
• Mitt Romney: "There's a state in America called Murray? The Jews really ARE taking over." #MarchMadness 
• Evidently Mitt Romney tried to fill out an NCAA bracket but he couldn't finish it. He kept flip flopping between every choice. 
• The Kardashian family will be scouting the NCAA Tournament for future black men to steal from. 
• Ya Murray State. Always believed in ya. I have no idea who plays for you, who is murray, and what state you're in. #marchmadness 
• Hear that sound? That was America's productivity completing nose-diving for the next 24+ work hours... #marchmadness 

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