- Can someone go tell the people on Facebook Kim Jong-Il died?
- Dang. There are going to be so many zombie Kim Jong Il costumes next Halloween.
@IronyNOW: So, if I'm following Twitter correctly, Daniel Bryan defeated Kim Jong Il to become World Heavyweight Champion?
- Kim Jong is dead. I knew he was Il.
- The power of Tebow. RT
@bruce_arthur: Bad year for monsters: Osama, Gaddafi, Kim Jong-Il. So, not a bad year.
- R.I.P. to the greatest golfer the world has ever known, Kim Jong-IL, who, in his first time playing golf, had 11 holes-in-one.
- Kim Jong-il is dead. I'd make jokes, if not for the fact that he had an insane, evil son who's gonna be in charge now.
- Asian markets reacting negatively to news that Kim Jong Il died. Long-term opportunity but near-term instability.
- With all due respect to Team America, today wd be a good time to remember: Kim Jong Il was not a joke to the people of N Korea
- Breaking News: It has been confirmed that Kim Jong-il's last words were MATT DAMON
- I'll immediately forget where I was when I found out Kim Jong-Il died
- I can't wait to see South Park's new episode of where Saddam, bin Laden, and Satan welcome Kim Jong-il. You know it's going to happen.
- So I guess Kim Jong-Il was just holding out to see one more Colts win.
- 2011 is a bad year to be a dictator. Another one bites the dust as North Korean leader Kim Jong-il is pronounced dead.
- Kim Jong Il dies. People in the streets of North Korea heard yelling "We want Gruden! We want Gruden!"
- I'd like to point out that if we're now hearing that Kim Jong-Il is dead, it means he's probably been dead for close to a year.
- Rick Perry & Michele Bachmann SCRAMBLING to find out who Kim Jong Il was.
- Kim Jong Il got so mad about the Packers losing to the Chiefs that he died.
- Kim Jong Il's last words: "I never would have vetoed that Chris Paul trade"
- North Korean state TV now reporting that Kim Jong Il actually invented the heart attack
- Kim Jong-il travelled by train because he was terrified of flying. He died on Dec. 17 while riding a train.
- The UN needs to remember to throw all of Kim Jong Il's jewelry into a volcano.
And here's mine: How long before a Kim Jong II in Hell Twitter account is opened? Follow me on Twitter for more updates. Add your best Kim Jong II tweets and jokes below!