- I bet Osama Bin Laden really regrets signing up for Sony PlayStation network now.
- Mel Kiper has taken Osama Bin Laden off his big board due to off-the-field concerns.
- Osama Bin Laden is probably regretting that last four square check-in!!
- I always thought osama bin laden was three different people....
- Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.
- White House can confirm Joe Biden was injured in an "extreme high fiving accident."
- Obama just realized he can't address the nation in his jammies.
- There must be a lot of buzz in Hell about the new guy, tonight.
- my feed is updating so fast over Bin Laden's death. Even Twilight premiere tweets don't make my feed go this fast.
- I think we've just discovered the stoyrline for the next Call of Duty video game.
- Osama dethroned as the world hide-and-seek champion (2001-2011).
- I guess he shouldn't have came out of hiding to watch the royal wedding.
- Breaking News: Osama location found from Craiglist ad: "my name is osama and i am looking for abbottabad girl if any one interested the contact me."
- Osama's ass was hidin in the damn Burbs! #figures. out back having a bbq and caught one between the eyes, #thebreaks
- Even @Jesus is tweeting tonight: Sorry, you're at the wrong gate, Osama.
- Way to go @cnn! On the "UBL is Dead" page, you have an ad for airfares with a plane on it. #FAIL
- Man, @50cent been shot 9 times and he ain't dead, Osama should be ashamed of himself.
- They'll still grope us at the airport. Thanks, Osama. Dead or alive, we're stuck with this.
- Osama Bin Laden is dead. It's about time! That guy is the reason why I can't bring freaking nail clippers on an airplane with me.
- #Osama's funeral will be shot with his personal visually stunning analog video recording device #VHS
- Obama gave the order to kill bin Laden during the royal wedding & then cracked jokes at the WHCD. Straight out the Godfather!
- What's that sound? Oh it's Hitler shuffling to get his spare bedroom ready.
- Really, truly moved listening to the crowd outside the White House singing the national anthem. (Now they're singing na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey, hey, goodbye).
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