Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Best Cleveland Browns Tweets

In a shocking move (well kind-of but not really) the Cleveland Browns traded away their best player, 3rd round pick Trent Richardson, to the Colts, signaling they are already giving up on this season after an 0-2. Fans took to Twitter to vent their frustrations with the #factoryofsadness and below are my favorite funny Tweets about the Browns.

  • The Browns offense, and this was inconceivable a day ago, just got less interesting.
  • Cleveland Browns fall for the old "Trade us your best player and we'll give you the winning Powerball numbers" trick.
  • Being a Browns fan is like sticking your hand in a blender & hoping for the best when you already know the outcome
  • BREAKING: The remainder of Cleveland Browns games will be aired on Comedy Central
  • "HEY! We're still better than the Jaguars, you guys" - Browns management
  • Willis McGahee hears Browns interested, calls Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad to see if he knows a guy that can help him disappear.
  • Your move, Jacksonville.
  • Great news, Browns fans! You’re going to have a lot of high picks in a deep draft. Horrible news, Browns fans! Mike Lombardi is picking.
  • Guys who are still Browns: Oneil Cousins, Buster Skrine, Greg Little. Guys who aren't : Trent Richardson.
  • Browns trade Trent Richardson to Colts, marking the biggest release from captivity in Cleveland since Amanda Berry.
  •  BREAKING: Trent Richardson just broke his own 40yrd dash record and all of Usain Bolt's world records, when he ran out of Browns facilities.
  • The had to trade Trent Richardson because he didn't fit into their system of being terrible at football.
    The browns just traded Joe Haden for a plate of nachos and a 2007 tee shirt
     Cleveland browns even clearing cap room to get Lebron in 2014!

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