Best "Exotic Animals Escape in Ohio" Tweets

• "There is a monkey at large, I repeat a monkey at large" -Jack Hanna
• Jack Hanna suspects the tiger ate the monkey.
• BREAKING: Jack Hanna was sent in to recover the escaped animals. He brought an albino Burmese python in case anyone wants an interview.
• Jack Hanna: It's like Noah's ark crashed on the Muskingum River. #animalsescape
• "This is like Noah's ark wrecking in #Zanesville." — Jack Hanna "If you see the animals, don't run."
• Seriously, everyone calm down, Jack Hanna is on the case.
• I just saw on the news Brad Pitt is in Ohio. I guess he let a bunch of animals loose 12 Monkey stye here. #exoticanimals
• Stop me if I'm wrong, but isn't it just as easy to shoot animals with a dart as it is to shoot them with a bullet? #Ohio #exoticanimals
• Well someone wanted to play Jumanji in Ohio. #ontheloose #exoticanimals
• #ExoticAnimals on the run in Zanesville. This will make #trickortreat interesting.
• Word out of Zanesville is that these animals have been loose for weeks, but Jim Tressel didn't tell anyone about it.