OMG Paul Rudd!

One of my Facebook "friends" from high school lives in LA and " 'bout one turn o' yer houglass ago" scrawled this on her wall:

So, uh.. Paul Rudd likes me... *scream!!* Be still my heart. And Bill Hader is still as sweet as ever. *sigh* ...Haha!! They came over to say bye and Paul.. Hmmmm... never mind. :P

Hilarious comments ensued:

• OMG jealous I love Paul Rudd
• name dropper! I hate you!
• No! No! Finish the story!!!! Did he leave you his number or something????
• P.S. Was this at work?
• Did he say "I love you man?"
• Did he call you Joban