Best LeBron Tweets

• morning y'all. happy everyone hates lebron james day!
  
• LeBron is right. I woke up this morning with the love of my life, my dream job and not wearing pants. It was awesome.
• LeBron ur right, I woke up today poor black man w/ambitions and u woke up an overpaid loser..#Shrugs
• LeBron said we was gonna have the same problems when we woke up, he does too..... He still doesn't have a ring.... Lol
• I asked LeBron for a dollar, he gave me 75 cents back. He doesn’t have a fourth quarter.
• This just in: LeBron James did not finish college! Yeah, apparently, he didn't show up for the finals. (Ba-Da-Bing!) Share liberally.
• My baby daughter just took a "LeBron Fourth Quarter" in her diaper.
• SUPER 8: A monster destroys the lives of Ohioans who hope its defeat will bring them joy...which is why I thought it was about LeBron.
• Today is LeBron James Day, everyone gets to go home 12 minutes early.
• Heard this one yet? 'Apple introducing new I-phone today. Called The LeBron. No rings, it just vibrates.'
• Sometimes people will get married to get citizenship. I'm thinking LeBron should get married so he can get a ring.
• I need LeBron James to come teach me Jiu-Jitsu, I need some expert advice on chokes!
• J.A. Adande, ESPN.com: "This is the year LeBron James separated himself from the all-time greats … and not in a good way."
• I hope to someday will myself to succeed as effectively as I willed LeBron James to fail

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