Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer

10. The world does revolve around us…we pick the coordinate system.

9. Engineers like to experiment.

8. Co-op provides “hands on” experience.

7. Free body diagrams.

6. No “couple” enjoy a better “moment”.

5. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

4. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

3. We’ve got really big…calculators!

2. We specialize in attraction, vibrations, stress relief, and explosive forces.

1. We know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

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