Sunday, January 8, 2012

Best Tebow Tweets

Tim Tebow pulled off another miracle win in Denver in overtime in the playoffs. Twitter and Facebook blew up soon afterwards. You know what that means! It's time for the best Tim Tebow Tweets! Don't waste time digging through all the thousands of tweets on Twitter looking for the best Tebow joke. I'll do it for you!

  • On a scale of 1 to God, Tim Tebow is about an 8.5.
  • The state of Colorado just converted its time zone from Mountain Time to Tebow Time।
  • > Chuck Norris
  • Wait did someone say tebow is the most famous white bronco since the O.J. trial
  • Tebow thanks God for the win, I thank God for Tom Brady's face. And for tater tots, but that is unrelated.
  • Next Sunday's Golden Globes will just be two hours of Ricky Gervais explaining why he doesn't believe in Tebow.
  • Tebow for 316: John 3:16 I think not just
  • Tebow was crucified by the media...Turned Gatorade into wine...his game died in the 3rd quarter then rose in overtime
  • interesting tebow/market stats - since the bye week (oct 17) each time tebow won the market was up the following day (except Nov 13)
  • Tebow: "They [his teammates] make me look a lot better than I really am."
  • that was a fitting ending to the upcoming Disney movie "4th and God". Now Tebow is going to get some हूकेर्स
  • What if Tebow was one of us? Just a slob like one of us। Just a stranger on a bus...trying to make his way home.
  • I believe if we put Tebow in charge of economy our home prices will soar by the fourth quarter of the year
  • Why do women want Tebow? He's assured them of a second coming.
  • I have one and only one comment today regarding Tebow He just elevated his game from horrible to inconsistent.
  • What's the over/under of females watching next weeks game between Tebow and Brady? Wives & girlfriends will have sudden interest in fball
  • Of course Tebow won. Satan's a Jets fan, so he's not even watching the playoffs until the League Championships.
  • New conspiracy: Josh McDaniels drafted Tebow. McDaniels now wit the Patriots staff n they play them next week...This never ends! smh
  • Good for Tebow, but lets not forget that another miracle could occur tonight on Finding Bigfoot (cc: ) "There's a squash in these woods!"
  • Can we all stop talking about Tebow for a minute and focus on how delicious Cheerios new "Peanut Butter" flavor is??

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