Best OSU vs Miami Tweets

Watching the Ohio State and Miami game is so hard because it's being played so horribly. Thus, I am spending a lot of time on Twitter. Here are some of the best Tweets, which I'll be updating throughout the duration of the game. Enjoy, and feel free to comment your own.

Funny

• O...H...N...O I hope that #Miami and #OSU have enough players to finish the game. Lights out in the cell block is at ten
• @twithersAP when did #OSU hire Mangini and get Jake Delhome for QB?
• The guy that keeps getting shown on the OSU sideline (who must be their coach) looks like a college fraternity dropout.
• «@PeytonsHead #IneligiBowl The OSU QB missed a read. Not surprising...u learn to read in class.»
• #IneligiBowl 14-0 The U. Someone tell OSU you're supposed to take your talents with you to MIA, not sell them.
• Had enough of Happy Gilmore at the helm. You can't tell me Bauserman is the best option OSU has. I rather wildcat to Hall every play.
• So this guy they keep showing on the OSU sideline who looks like Adam Sandler is their new Head Tressel, right? #sweatervest #adamsandler
• @nedutton has had more beers than OSU has points.
• Why annunciation is important: OSU Cheerleaders cheering "LET'S GO BUCS!" sounds like "LET'S GO BUTTS!"
• Signs that #OSU is not playing well: hubby is already asleep in his chair!
• You know it's a bad day for #OSU when Jacory Harris is trying to throw Pick-Six balls and he can't complete them.
• @PeytonsHead: Be on the lookout for the tattoo artist... "#IneligiBowl Fumble OSU....handing out footballs like autographed footballs."
• The U versus The OSU. To the victor will go the spoils. And by spoils I of course mean tattoos and boat rides.
• I'm considering crying with this #OSU loss. At least I'm having a really good week of fantasy golf

The Truth

• Bauserman laughing on the sidelines isnt going to sit well with OSU fans. I know its not with me. Whats funny your completion %?
• Hey #UrbanMeyer, when you come to #OSU next season please play #BraxtonMiller. #Buckeyes #ESPN #CFB
• Playing Miller full time may take OSU from 8 to 7 wins this year, but WGAF? It may also take OSU from 9 to 11 wins next year.
• Fickell, fair or unfair, there's a zero percent chance you're the head coach of OSU next year. no chance whatsoever.
• There's no quick fix for OSU offense. Don't think any in-game changes will improve things, but you have to try something different, at least
• OSU-Miami is the worst kind of game: boring, low-scoring, and the wrong team is winning.
• This OSU offense makes tressel ball look like the greatest show on turf
• "OSU has all three timeouts left but not sure why they do." - Brad Nessler.