Best Black Friday Tweets!

You know it was coming. Here are my favorite black friday tweets that I saw. Please comment any others. I'd love to read them. Be careful, it's anarchy out there!

• Black Friday was so insane last night. There was a lady driving out of the Walmart parking lot with her van door open.. LOL.
• So far, Portland's Black Friday #occupy protests are far more peaceful than Black Friday WalMart. Zero pepper spray!
• We just tasered a shopper at WalMart:
• no need to ask "where the hoes at tonight?" they at Walmart for #BlackFriday.
• How many people have to die or be injured in a scuffle over cheap goods at Walmart before we'll take a good look at ourselves? #blackfriday
• The blood-stained parking lot of a Walmart store in San Leandro, Calif. where a man was stabbed today - http://twitpic.com/7jkmcq via @DeanCSmith
• I find it funny that u give thanks & act #grateful on thanksgiving & the next day u choking a man at Walmart for a 40 inch TV #BlackFriday
• Those people fighting over the $2 waffle makers at Walmart -- how many times do you think they're actually going to make waffles?
• RT @womanonajourney: #blackfriday A day to rush out & buy new stuff the day after you said you were so grateful for what you had. #irony
• I have to call my mom every half hour to make sure she's still alive because she went shopping today.. #blackfriday

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